Goodr "Demeters Farm To Table Feast"
Goodr "Demeters Farm To Table Feast"
Goodr "Demeters Farm To Table Feast"

Goodr "Demeters Farm To Table Feast"

Regular price£40.00


"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME."

No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Fun.

We offer the following delivery options for all UK orders:

Free Delivery- 1-2 Working Days. Orders over £50
Standard Delivery £2.95 (1-2 Working Days) - Orders under £50
Next Day Delivery £4.95 (orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri)

You have 28 calendar days to return the item to us. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the original packing, unused and in the same condition that you received it. Please see our returns page for further information.

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