Goodr “Sex On The Loch”



Sand gets everywhere and the sun is trying to kill you the entire time. Why would you ever name a drink about copulating in such a terrible place? You know what’s better? A Scottish loch. No sand. Minimal sun (hell yeah, Scotland). Beautiful vistas. It’s a no brainer.

Show your support for this revolutionary idea by throwing on these teal shades with black lenses and a graphic of the most famous loch resident out there. And next time someone asks you about a romantic walk on the beach, tell them you prefer your sex on the loch.

No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Fun.


We offer the following delivery options for all UK orders:-

  • Standard Delivery £3.00 (2-4 working days) 
  • Next Day Delivery £4.95 (orders placed before 2pm MON-FRI)

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