Goodr Cosmic Crystals "Rose Quartz Bypass"

COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

EVER HAD CORONARY BYPASS SURGERY?

Holy sh*t. Thats crazy. Well, might we recommend some rose quartz sunglasses for recovery? Not only do these pink crystal frames help your heart heal — they're also an aphrodisiac. (Warning: 10% of what we say is true.)

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 ALL FASHION

5 NO CATCALLS

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

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High Performance, High Fashion